You Are Not Your Wifi Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Name: You Are Not Your Wifi Garment-Dyed T-Shirt - Gorilla Dirt
Brand: Gorilla Dirt
Price: 27.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Introducing our unique You Are Not Your Wifi Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, designed for comfort and style. This tee infuses a relaxed vibe into any casual or trail outfit, making it the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Crafted from high-quality, pre-shrunk cotton, it promises lasting comfort and a fit that suits everyone. Available in sizes from S to 4XL, it’s tailored for adults who appreciate both fashion and function. This shirt speaks to adventure-seekers eager to embrace life beyond the screen. Wear it to showcase your eclectic style while promoting an attractive, eco-friendly lifestyle.

Product features
– Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
– Durably sewn with double-needle stitching on all seams.
– Made with tubular knit to eliminate side seams and reduce waste.
– Garment-dyed fabric creates a soft texture and vibrant color.
– Crafted from 100% US cotton, ensuring comfort and ethical production.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Manifesto / What We Stand For

We are the dirt-scarred, trail-tested, and campfire-born.

We’re the ones who find beauty in mud-splattered fenders, peace in a night sky lit by nothing but stars, and strength in knowing the wilderness doesn’t care—but we do.

This isn’t just gear. This is a flag you fly, a badge you wear, a sign that says: I’m one of you.

When you roll with Gorilla Dirt, you’re not just buying a product—you’re stepping into the tribe.

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Shipping Info

Most orders ship via USPS within 1–5 business days. Phone cases and some other items ship from our U.S. partner; everything else ships from our HQ in Murphys, CA. If your order ships from both, you’ll get a split notice and separate tracking emails. Larger items like roof top tents and awnings ship by freight and may take longer. Contact us anytime with questions.